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Generating captions with ASCII

I'm considering the use of ASCII characters; while default ASCII applies, Chinese characters are non-ASCII. Since our conversation is in Chinese, using non-ASCII makes sense. I plan to create some caption lines, like "你以为你在射门，他以为他在接快递。" and "球还没出脚，心已经被扑出来了。" I should stick to plain punctuation. Emojis may or may not be necessary; the user included one. Let’s keep it concise and generate a set of six one-liners.